12 September 2025
Okay, let’s be real for a second. Anxiety is basically your brain’s way of throwing a rave at 3 AM when all you want to do is sleep in peace. Cool, thanks, brain. Whether it’s a racing heart, sweaty palms, or that ever-so-lovely “Oh no, I said something dumb three weeks ago during a Zoom meeting” spiral—it’s exhausting.
If you've ever tried to outthink anxiety... how's that working out for you? Right. That’s where meditation shuffles in like a wise, chill grandma with a cup of herbal tea and says, “Honey, quit stressing over nonsense.”
Let’s break down how this ancient practice (that by some miracle existed before phone notifications) can help calm your overactive mind. Spoiler alert: No incense or Himalayan singing bowls required. Unless you're into that—no judgment.
Are we thinking about nothing? Are we falling asleep sitting up? Floating into another dimension?
Not quite.
Meditation is simply a mental workout. You’re training your attention. It’s like going to the mental gym, except you don’t have to wear leggings or pretend you know how to use a kettlebell.
Imagine your thoughts are hyper toddlers on a sugar high—meditation is the experience of calmly watching them without joining their chaos. You're learning to observe the madness without letting it pull you into a five-hour TikTok doom-scroll spiral.
Sounds needed, right?
Anxiety is your body’s ancient alarm system, the one that used to protect our ancestors from saber-toothed tigers. Fast forward to today, and now it goes off during work emails, social events, grocery store small talk, and basically any situation ever.
Your amygdala (the panic button of your brain) is basically yelling "FIRE!" even when there's just a mild inconvenience. That’s where meditation comes in—it's like mentally unplugging the fire alarm for a minute to figure out if anything’s actually burning.
Here’s why it works:
- 🧠 It reduces overactivity in the brain areas linked to fear and worry.
- ❤️ It slows down your heart rate and lowers blood pressure.
- 😌 It helps increase your ability to respond to stress instead of impulsively reacting.
- 🧘 It teaches your brain to be here, now—rather than spiraling through 37 worst-case scenarios.
In short, it helps you stop living in “what-if” land and move into “right-now” territory. (Population: you, and your slightly less frantic thoughts.)
Mindfulness meditation is all about paying attention—to the breath, to the body, to literally whatever is happening, without trying to fix it. The magic is in the non-judgmental observation.
Wanna try it? Here’s a super simple way:
- Sit somewhere comfy (no pretzel legs required).
- Close your eyes if you want.
- Pay attention to your breath: in… and out…
- Notice when your brain wanders off to what you’re having for dinner or that awkward thing you said three years ago.
- Gently bring your focus back to the breath.
That’s it. You just meditated. No monk robe required.
They’re basically meditation with training wheels—someone walks you through the mental maze so you don’t get lost.
Try apps like:
- Calm
- Headspace
- Insight Timer (free and fabulous)
Just pop in your earbuds, hit play, and let someone else help you talk your anxiety off the ledge.
How it works:
- Lie down or sit comfortably.
- Start at your toes and slowly move your awareness up your body.
- Notice sensations, tension, or weird tingles.
- Breathe into each area and release tension like you’re exhaling stress.
It's basically a massage... but from the inside, and also free. Win-win!
No, it’s not cheesy. Okay, maybe it’s a little cheesy. But it works.
Repeat phrases like:
- May I be safe.
- May I be happy.
- May I be mentally calm.
- May I live with ease.
You can even send these wishes to others—yes, even that person who cut you off in traffic. Why? Because resentment is emotionally expensive, and you’re on a budget.
Here are some helpful reminders:
- ✔ You don’t need to empty your mind. That’s impossible unless you’re a rock.
- ✔ You will get distracted. That’s the training part—bringing your attention back.
- ✔ You don’t need to sit still for hours. Even 3 minutes is a win.
- ✔ It's okay if it feels weird. New things usually do.
Meditation isn’t about doing it perfectly. It’s about showing up, even if your mind is a hot mess express that day.
Good news—nope.
Start with 5–10 minutes a day. That’s it. You can totally fit that in between doomscrolling and compulsively checking your email. (Let’s be honest, that email can wait.)
Over time, you’ll notice:
- You don’t react as much to stressful situations.
- Your inner critic starts to chill.
- You become way more aware when your thoughts spiral.
Consistency matters more than duration. Think of it like brushing your brain—just do it daily and try not to forget (your anxiety will notice if you do).
But with regular practice, it does make the noise quieter. The grip looser. And the 3 AM anxiety monsters a little less powerful.
It’s not about perfection. It’s about progress.
- Use a timer. (Start with 3-5 minutes. You’re not climbing Everest.)
- Keep your eyes slightly open if closing them makes your thoughts louder.
- Journal right after to dump any lingering chaotic thoughts.
- Meditate after something habitual (like brushing teeth) to build a routine.
Meditation is flexible. Your practice gets to look like you, not some monk in a mountain cave.
There’s no shame in that. Using all the tools in the toolbox? That’s just efficient adulting.
Also, combining meditation with therapy? Chef’s kiss.
Meditation doesn’t mean your life becomes a utopia. It means you learn how to face the chaos with a little less panic and a little more peace.
Will your thoughts still race sometimes? Heck yes. But now, you’ll have the tools to wave at them casually and say, “Hey, I see you... not today.”
So take a deep breath, sit your beautiful anxious self down, and start small. Your overactive brain will thank you (eventually).
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Ember Forbes